| BitF Comic #300 | View comic | <- Carol of the WAA | New Year, New Adventures -> |
Ganondorf sings a song about his desire to get the Triforce for Christmas, as well as discussing his past attempts to seize it and his desire to prove he's better than the other Legend of Zelda villains. It is revealed that Link and Navi were watching Ganondorf the whole time, and are once again prepared to stop him from gaining the Triforce.
Character appearances[]
- Ganondorf
- Agahnim (in picture)
- Triforce (not technically a character, but treated similar to in this comic)
- Octorok
- Deku Scrub
- Bongo Bongo
- Keese (several)
- ReDead (four, dressed as a barbershop quartet)
- Link
- Kaepora Gaebora
- Saria
- Zelda (as model)
- Nabooru
- Onox
- Veran
- Vaati
- Skull Kid
- Majora's Mask
- Moon (Majora's Mask)
- Santa Claus
- Ganondorf's mother
- Rauru
- Navi
- King Dedede (as the number 3)
- Kirby (as the number 0)
- Meta Knight (as the number 0)
Transcript[]
Title text: 300 - A simple Request
| Lyrics | Visuals |
|---|---|
| {TEXT: This is a musical comic! Make sure the song is playing, then continue reading!} | {Kirby listening to headphones underneath a tree} |
| {Silhouette hunched over piano} | |
| {Songbook: Brawl in the Family PRESENTS} | {Organ with songbook} |
| {TEXT: A Simple Request ~ featuring Ganondorf Dragmire ~} | |
|
Ganondorf (Singing): |
{Ganondorf hunched over piano} |
| all I need to get my fix is | {Pushing piano auto play button} |
| you, the one I've been pursuing | {Staring out the window at a shooting star} |
| since March, 1986. | {Picture of Agahnim and Ganondorf as a boar} |
| My non-hate for you is real. | {Message: I (not-skull symbol) U -Anonym} |
| just one touch and then you will | {Silhouette touching the Triforce} |
| make my wish come true! | {King outfit} |
| All I want for Christmas is... | {Staring straight at picture} |
| You... | {Reflection in picture of Triforce} |
| {Octorok playing piano} | |
| {Deku scrub playing horn} | |
| {Bongo Bongo playing drum set} | |
| With you I could conquer Hyrule, | {Silhoutte of Ganon as a boar, holding the Triforce} |
| fill the land with monstrous bats. | {Keese hanging from trees and caves} |
| No one could escape from my rule, | {Sitting in golden chair. ReDeads harmonizing.} |
| even jerks with dumb green hats! | {Standing on Link's head} |
| We could work together lover! | {Using Triforce to knock out Kaepora Gaebora} |
| I'll take charge while you look good. | {Blasting ray outside window. Triforce "putting on" makeup.} |
| Folks will be shocked to discover | {Saria heads toward Kokiri forest} |
| ashes where their homes once stood! | {Saria freaks out. Her home is burned down.} |
| I just want want those who resist | {Placing Link, Zelda, Ganon figures on war map.} |
| to tremble 'neath my iron fist! | {Crushing Link and Zelda figures. Ganon figure goes flying} |
| Forget Nabooru... | {Nabooru looking out a window} |
| {Window shade: FFTHP} | {Pulling the window shade} |
| All I want for Christmas is you... | {Rowing gondola with Triforce.} |
| {Sharing a smoothie with Triforce.} | |
| {Riding on paddle swan with Triforce.} | |
| {Preparing to attack Link with a trident.} | |
|
Onox: All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere... |
{Onox and Veran in front of a burning Hyrule Castle.} |
| Vaati: And everyone is seeing... | {Vaati looks out over a cliff.} |
| Skull Kid: ...Their friends and family fleeing! | {Skull Kid watches the moon crash into the earth.} |
|
Ganon: Santa, won't you bring me the one I need to prove |
{Showing a wishlist with the Triforce to Santa. Skull Kid is holding a long list, while Vaati, Onox, and Veran are frowning at Ganon.} |
| POWER, true is fine and dandy, | {Triforce of power glowing} |
| throwing punches like they're bombs. | {Squints and throws a punch that knocks down a castle.} |
| COURAGE would be very handy | {Triforce of courage glowing} |
| for those boring chats with Mom... | {Nervously biting his lip while talking to his Mom.} |
| WISDOM is the final key | {Triforce of wisdom glowing} |
| for clenching my sweet victory! | {Losing chess to Rauru. He "wisely" kicks over the table.} |
| I'm long overdue... | {Various figures lying dead} |
|
All I want for Christmaaas... iiis... |
{Side view of his eyes} |
| yooouuu... | {Giving flowers and chocolates to the Triforce picture} |
| You, | {Triforce of wisdom glowing} |
| you, | {Triforce of wisdom and courage glowing} |
| yooouuu! | {Entire Triforce glowing} |
| Annoying voice: Hey! | {Surprised face} |
| {Link and Navi} | |
| {Nervously bites lip} | |
| {TEXT: Brawl in the Family: 300 uncomfortable comics! The End ~Matthew Taranto} | {In number 300: Dedede as number 3, Kirby as 0, Meta Knight as 0.} |
Trivia[]
- This is the fifth musical comic to be posted on Brawl in the Family, and the last of a three-part set of musical comics for Christmas 2010.
- The song is a parody of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You".
- The Wilhelm scream can be clearly heard after Veran's line.